All my life I haven’t completed much. But now, I’m turning a new leaf, and that leaf is called Bob. Bob is going to help me become whoever it is I want to be and I will never look back on my life again and say... “Wow, I really haven’t done anything.”

    So it’s time for Bob to come out of the closet and be who he wants to be.....

Umm, well that didn’t come out like I wanted it to, but that’s okay. All I need to do is something...